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15 Wednesday Jun 2016
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knowledge of wee willies we do not have 😉
All your ideas are great ladies. No complaints with any of them.
I really like the one where I die during the experience, but I might wait a year or two to try it. 🙂
Ame,
Yoda has no “willies”.
He has a lightsaber.
Yup. Save that one for when you’re ready to depart, GoFigure.
Tarn,
The “Walk around the block” idea was about relieving stress.
Mrs. Yoda,
Please don’t overshare. What a three foot tall Jedi Master gets up to after being married eight hundred years could seem a little odd.
Tarn – LOL!
and how do you know this? Mrs. Yoda been oversharing with you?! 😉
goFigure – my husband thinks that’s the best way to die. but then i’d have to tell the medical examiners, etc, what happened … and the thing is, my husband knows all those people in our county!
Fuzzie –
“Tarn,
The “Walk around the block” idea was about relieving stress.”
ummm … isn’t one’s perception their reality, though? 😉
ummm … how do i ‘like’ comments out here?
but then i’d have to tell the medical examiners, etc, what happened … and the thing is, my husband knows all those people in our county!
At that point your husband wont mind. 😉
goFigure – LOL! yeah … he’d probably have a cheshire grin on his face. we’d be the topic of giggles for a loooong time!
Ame,
I have been wondering about that too. It seems that only our blog hostess knows.
Studies show 15 minutes of walking a day is as effective as antidepressant meds. And bonus – no gym fees necessary! 🙂 nothing against gyms except I’d much rather be outdoors, myself.
Liz, how will we ever have these profound conversations wo you??? 😀
I will check the spam cue, thanks for the heads up!
For the record I do not censor comments here and never have, not that I don’t reserve the right!
True Tarn, the over shares are on the productive side. I can live w that.
I don’t much talk irl about such things, so to read about them here is IMHO helpful when constructive!
@tarn, the woods not the park would be my suggestion! No need to be arrested crossing off one’s bucket list…
Lol Liz, Italian answer there that one is! 😉 I am sure you are one of a kind. Plus how could one document the nuances of it all anyway. 🙂
Over sharing that may be, Mrs. Yoda! Lol… Women be women…
@fuzzie I am able to “like” comments when I am logged into the back end (notifications page) but not on my blog itself. If anyone knows how to turn “likes” on for all, I am all ears! 🙂
RPG,
It must be one of those things that is decided when you set up the blog. Maybe the Glorious Patriarch knows?
I will look into it Fuzzie! 🙂
Bloom –
my blog is on wordpress. here’s how i am able to do that:
WP Admin
Settings
Sharing
scroll down to:
“WordPress.com Likes are
– On for all posts
– Turned on per post”
Click “On for all posts”
Scroll to bottom:
Click on “Save Changes”
Yup. I never talk about this irl life either. A social circle of all men does mean I hear a bit about their wives and girlfriends though, lol!
I as well, Bloom! I have a Fitbit and get my 10,000 steps a day walking around my neighborhood at night.
Yoda: ‘I’m pretty convinced she was a ‘tard
But supposedly smart she was.
Good grades and all she did have”
Yep. That’s the savant portion of the idiot savant. She just couldn’t apply her knowledge to real life, but maybe if she’d taken a test on the subject, she’d ace it.
Best example I can think of is the fact she thought every ejaculate contained 3000 calories. That is how she explained her rapidly expanding backside.
I’m sure she could quote the law of conservation of energy, but (see above) she couldn’t apply it, or even consider it, in a real life situation.
If each ejaculate is 3000 calories how much would Mike have to eat to maintain that? Was he THAT exhausted after? Guys wouldn’t have to go on diets, they’d lose more that way than running a marathon! Plus, humanz wouldn’t exist if they required quite that much energy for…that. The mind boggles.
Best example I can think of is the fact she thought every ejaculate contained 3000 calories.
3000?! Holy crap. No. Wow.
Try 5-12 calories. She’d have to give her patented sub-par blowjobs to a hell of a lot of dudes to gain any weight from that.
I take it logic wasn’t her strong point.
Try 5-12 calories.
Well if that is 5-12 food (C)alories, that would be equal to 5,000-12,000 scientific calories.
Easy to get confused. 🙂
She wasn’t talking about scientific calories, goFigure
(heh, I do have a chemistry degree…and about 3/4ths of a chemical engineering degree, not that it isn’t virtually the equivalent of ancient Greek to me now but I’m not that much of a rookie).
It was very obvious from that context that she was speaking of food calories.
Women can be weird about calories anyway. I remember at a party once, a lady claimed each olive had over 100 calories (but these weren’t rocket scientists). I think she’d been looking at the calorie chart and mistook olive oil (1 tbs) for one olive. At any rate, after she said that a lady spit out her olive onto a napkin. I took a handful.
Sorry, forgot my sarcasm font. I’ll work on it.
LOL got it, goFigure. 🙂
The medical examiner IS MY BOSS!
Explain that one at work and when the staff shows up for the funeral.
“Sympathiues Mrs Horseman snicker snicker”
“So sorry at your loss (as he slips her his number)”
Then again aint never gonna happen to me
Old horsemen just ride off into the sunset
Body found mauled under a mountain lion but my Bowie knife in its skull
Calories = Deliciousness Value
Like Fuzzie, I love food. But I also like being the size I am. So I eat what I want, and make sure to exercise accordingly. The woman who spit out the olive could’ve just done a light jog for 10 minutes later that day if she was soooooo concerned about 100 calories.
Drama queens.
*eye roll*
What did they say when they saw you munching on the yumminess that is olives, Liz?
“What did they say when they saw you munching on the yumminess that is olives, Liz?”
I don’t remember. Maybe something like, “wish I could do that” or “skinny bitch” or something.
There were probably 25 olives, so if that were really over 2500 calories I’d be pretty full indeed (and there would be more olive trees…that type of energy density could solve some world hunger problems…though, so could jizz, apparently).
😛
Absolutely EVERYTHING ever wrong with SIW in one article sent to me by a buddy.
Do you believe this shit?
Note she is majoring in women’s studies at 38.
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=98489568
But note the just barely SFW slut pictures.
I’m speechless (in disgust)
I’m imagining the recovery for starvation victims.
“No more than 1 cc per hour in that feeding tube or they’ll get refeeding syndrome!”
“…and keep on the heart monitor….”
“Absolutely EVERYTHING ever wrong with SIW in one article sent to me by a buddy.”
Yes. And they are legion.
“Do you believe this shit?”
Yes.
Just perusing that site some more, Horseman…(yeeesh, scary place).
I think a lot of them are lying about their age. Like, more than a little.
Either that or they partied hard and fast, Liz.
Faster than their bodies could keep up.
“there is a tree somewhere working hard to produce the oxygen you consume. Now go apologize to it”. Really? In a dating profile.
Im gonna use that one…On My Mortal Enemies!!
Nuclear rejection before the guy (thirsty blind idiot) even says hello?
Encounters with females (not girls or even women) like this are why the SIW in Bloom’s story get no empathy or support.
Guy gets a reject like that at twenty falls to pieces in self doubt but after a year tries again.
Same guy gets similar reject at 25 says ok I have to Alpha up and goes thru his cynical pua phase.
Same guy. Same reject. At 30. Says “I have a paid off house, job in the six figures, buddies who care about me and get sports. You have attitude, funny hair and a rapidly fading 5+ body. Fuck you.”.
” Oh! And take your ENTIRE KIND with you. Not interested I get. But not one of you was gracious in your rejection. So All Women, Everywhere, Leave me alone”
And so walks off the plantation forever. Doesn’t fight for men’s rights, doesn’t protest, just lowers his expectations and does for himself and society be damned.
Talon 3 state your intentions?
I am trying to reason with you Eddie, your messing up, we have our orders and good soldiers follow orders
Talon 3 Leave Me Alone
(and the pissed off Autonimous Drone lays waste with his inventory of missiles)
MGTOW is incideous because it only takes a few encounters with the extreme 5% to trigger the change. Every encounter men say is it worth it?
Women ALWAYS want men only the type and story changes.
MEN DO NOT ALWAYS WANT WOMEN! SEX Yes, WOMAN AS COMPNION NO
Once MGTOW (true, not semi MRA types) they NEVER come back.
Captain Capitalism yeasrs back did a great piece on mgtow vs wgtow ( bullshit)
I have a paid off house, job in the six figures
Wonder how common this is, I do.
Yet to meet anyone like this personally I have.
Perhaps completely “ghost” they are?
Compromise small percentage of men (and people in general) likely it is.
Horseman’s overall point stands, it does.
Horseman,
That girl was a double bagger even in her prime (if she ever had one).
You could pick any line in her profile and make a comedy skit out of it. This was my favorite: “I am in search of someone who can do things for me which I am unable to do for myself”. If you want a servant, go hire one.
My second thought: “I am in search of someone who can do things for me which I am unable to do for myself”.
So your to fat to wipe your own butt; to bad, so sad.
goFigure triggers one of my favourite jokes (so blame goFigure for this)
“She’s a three bagger”
“I’ve head of a two bagger, what’s a three bagger?”
“One for her. One for you, in case hers comes off. And one for the dog, so he’ll respect you in the morning”
All of my nurses and the equivalent imaging techs make 75 k before overtime. My son’s apprentiship pays 40k his first year. Any good tradesman can easily pull 70+ k. trades and stem pay. Its the bullshit BA degrees that lead to starbucks.
Also I am rural city. Here you either have a good job, farm or starve. But there are more single well paid guys here because all the teachers and psw got bored aftrer five years and divorced therm. (my staff of 150+ is 65% divorced. all those guys gktta be here) Unfortunately the divorcees dating pool is the other divorcees guy. and they all went walkabout. Bars here have tried reverse happy hour…guys free. NopeA gaggle of college kids and thirty cougars no one will touch.
problem of going nuclear divorce in a small town. Your dating pool works out with your ex asnd thinks ykour a bitch without ever meeting you.
I personally have at least ten friends all with their own house, mortgage and some have alimony. All make decent living. We spend more time together putting in pools and decks than the exes ever dreamed. she never let us hang out so we didnt offer. 10k for a new pool deck… no way. She buggers off. 1500 in lumber (cedar) a few cases of beer, and voila new deck free of charge by the buds you didnt want hubby hanging with.
Other reason mgtow need little money, guys have skills they trade for FREE.
horseman – pools in Canada – are they in-ground or above ground? i imagine the time for swimming is really short up there.
Horseman,
What the heck is going on in Ontario? While she is a wreck and her profile is an insult, she wouldn’t be on Plenty of Fish unless she was getting some play.
A thought for you. I have talked to people in the past in the Western provinces. They are getting very tired of supporting all this foolishness with their tax dollars. No doubt, this woman is living on some kind of assistance or a make work job.
Solve world hunger we can.
Create Jizz Deposit Stations one might.
Collect Jizz in Pr0n booths one should do.
Ship to Africa for solution great it would be
gotta be ok with the fact that apparently I intimidate others (not intentionally, of course)
“Apparently” means “does” it does.
Men typically think “why bother” they do
Yoda,
It would seem that women who embrace being intimidating are missing out on one of the great advantages of femininity.
For example, Big Red is not intimidating. She is obnoxious. She would like to believe that she is intimidating.
ame
Eastern ontario is the same as upstate ny. Easter it was 10 and by early May it was averaging 12-15. By the May 24 it was 25+. Today is 31. Inground pool. Opened it early may. No heater. The water is no 22, almost too warm.
Sorry not sure what temps are in American. 21 is room temperature. 12-15 is nice spring pony weather. 30 (today) is its hot. fuck its hot. did you notice its hot?
Shut The Fuck Up and go jump in the Pool!
Last year pool was swimmable May to October. Then again it was 9 on Christmas.
p.s. Draw a line due west of me and you are in or south of Michigan, wisconson, minnisota, north, south dekota, oregon, washington state. If you go due east you come out just abaat boston.
Horseman using centigrade temperatures he is.
Probably uses liters to describe pool size also he does.
Imperial gallons so imperial they are.
As soon as I post I do.
Other people post not
Yoda, I somehow missed this most entertaining discussion yesterday! I do have to admit, reading it top down I was thinking, “What?!?!?!” Lol!
Horseman –
30C is 86F
it’s 92F (33C) here today (feels like 97F – 36C b/c of the humidity).
probably the biggest difference are the night time temps. our lows right now are mid to upper 70’s. in july and august they’ll be in the 80’s … so the pool temps never really cool at night. the pool gets sooo warm in august and september!
may to october are the months we can swim comfortably – june to september most comfortable. but i imagine your blood is a bit thicker and used to colder temps up there! sometimes i think our ‘winter’ clothes are just for fashion … or only a few days/year anyway 🙂
have a friend who visits her sister and family in Okotoks AB and posts pics when she does … sooo beautiful up there! but … ohhhhh, so coooold in the winter!
it would be nice to have four seasons, though. we pretty much have summer and what y’all would call fall or autumn … ‘winter’ down here is mostly just on the calender 🙂
Jan feb march averasge is -20 to -35. wondering why americans were bitching about below 0 then realized that is -10ish. Not terribly cold but enough for a toque.
Canada is minnesota
where is ame from?
horseman – Ame lives in The Great State of Texas! 🙂
i’ve been here since i graduated from high school in that grand OLD year of 1982! before that, i grew up mostly in florida 🙂
horsemansaid:June 18, 2016 at 2:56 pm
The medical examiner IS MY BOSS!
Explain that one at work and when the staff shows up for the funeral.
“Sympathiues Mrs Horseman snicker snicker”
“So sorry at your loss (as he slips her his number)”
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LOL! okay … hadn’t thought of that perspective 🙂
Tarnished, thanks for looking up those numbers on “partners”. Yes, probably a lot of exaggeration both ways, hard to know how anyone could get a fix on this Accurately.
go figure== What a friendly comment – not. I’m not “pulling the wool over anyone’s eyes”, least of all people on the Internet who I’ve never met IRL and probably never will. And a man who wants to marry me can know whatever he wants to know, whether it’s my first chaste kiss in the 4th grade or my first not-so-chaste kiss with my 11th grade boyfriend or the guy I had a sexual relationship with for a while after being ditched by an LTR I thought was going to be permanent, or anything else. If he wants to count the first kiss or the first feeling-up as part of the “Number” as he sees it, that’s his decision.
No pulling of wool over eyes, this looks like an interesting and worthwhile blog, it would be nice to be able to have discussions here without accusations.
Laurel,
No accusation was intended. I believe you are willing to be completely honest.
Just trying to show you how a man might think about this. Some day it might be worth knowing that man may question your honesty on this topic.
Not as much as you think. It is becoming more prevalent, and almost looked on as a requirement by some. But those people generally have the same kind of issues.
Depressing. It shouldn’t be like this…